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100 fun facts for cocktail parties that pertain to the superjanel. have fun.

1. my hair is naturally curly.
2. my eyesight is getting worse as i age.
3. i wear glasses. sometimes i wear contacts.
4. i have really bad allergies. year round.
5. i'm not a very good swimmer but i can float.
6. i'm afraid to swim in the ocean.
7. i dislike white socks and green jello.
   
8. i rarely have the patience for the elderly.
   
9. i haven't balanced my checkbook in months. i wouldn't know where to start.
10. i love crude humor; even fart jokes.
11. i have five tattoos.
12. i have my sixth and seventh tattoos picked out.
13. i'm not sure what i want to do with my education.
14. i like being unemployed.
15. i eat a lot of cheese.
16. once, when i was 13, i broke a window with my foot. accidentally.
17. once, when i was 14, i broke a bunch of windows with my fist. not an accident.
18. i once fell off the hood of a moving car - this is a sport called escort surfing.
19. i have two brothers; they're awesome.
20. i have a half-sister. she has a lot of kids: six.
21. i don't want kids.
    
22. i have two cats.
23. i have two fish.
24. i rarely return phone calls and i hate voicemail.
25. i think george stephanopoulos is adorable.
26. i don't pay a lot of attention to politics even though i know i probably should.
27. i love coloring books.
28. csi: miami is one of the best shows ever.
29. thanks to david caruso.
30. i spent an ungodly amount of money on tempur-pedic pillows. they are so worth it.
31. i collect swatch watches. when i travel my bag always gets inspected because it ticks really loudly.
32. i still sleep with a teddy bear and my tickle bunnies.
    
33. i'd rather have a few really good friends than a ton of people that i kinda know.
34. when i drive by a patch of highway that is currently not adopted (you know the adopt a highway program), i feel bad for it. is it an undesirable stretch of road?
    
35. i call my mom so she'll talk sense into me. she makes me laugh. she's awesome.
36. i don't call my grandma often enough.
37. i don't ever want to get married again. ever.
    
38. i'm kind of a scatterbrain.
39. and i'm sort of a slob.
40. my iq is crazy high.
    
41. but i act like it's not so people 1) won't expect much out of me and 2) won't guess that i'm paying as much attention as i do. this is so very useful.
42. i took the act in the seventh grade. i probably scored higher than you.
43. i haven't been to church in forever but i'm considering going back.
44. i love books. i love the smell of books.
45. i love the smell of office supplies. i love to breath deep in staples. ahhhh...
46. i have many pairs of adidas. many.
47. i love skateboarding shoes. i don't skateboard well - my last attempt ended badly and i was almost hit by a car.
48. i've had more jobs than i am years old.
49. my birthday is 07feb. i expect lavish gifts.
50. when i was in the third grade, my mom braided my hair almost everyday.
51. i could never work at cold stone creamery; i would weigh a ton.
52. i have a set of mark twain novels published in 1906.
53. i'm on my way to becoming an alcoholic. i don't get hangovers anymore.
54. i love baseball.
55. i love baseball players. especially pitchers.
56. i love traveling. but i love coming home. no bed feels as good as your own.
57. i sing all the time. i'm not a good singer and i don't care.
58. i can play many instruments.
    
59. i love marching band. i love watching marching bands.
60. when i was 11, i got my foot caught in the spoke's of my brother's bike. it peeled off a whole lot of skin and it looked like the inside of a fish.
61. my goldfish eat oranges.
62. people like to talk to me. sometimes i don't listen.
63. i get bored really easily.
64. grey goose and cranberry is my drink of choice. but i'll try just about anything.
65. i can't do cartwheels.
66. i can suck my upper lip into my nose and hold it there for an extended period of time.
67. i love movies. and buying dvds.
68. i sunburn really easily. and then when it all peels off, i can tan.
69. i like to make faces at children.
70. i have a lead foot. i drive too fast. way too fast. it's genetic.
71. i can be really nasty when i'm mad.
72. if you're important to me, you have your own ringtone on my cell.
73. and if you're not, i don't answer when you call.
74. i worry about my future. but not for very long. or too often. just when i pay bills.
75. i drive a grey buick rendezvous. his name is uugof. i have named all my vehicles: gary, lucy in the sky with diamonds, grandma betty crocker boo, goldie hawn solo, nermal, shavonda jackson, and uugof. (his mother was a volkswagon.) there was a blue buick in there somewhere; it was called the chickwagon.
76. my stepfather is amazing. i like to tell people he's really my dad.
77. my real dad's okay. you just have to know what you're getting into. and then you can't be disappointed.
78. i have amazing friends. with really comfy sofas. :)
79. i get migraine headaches. they're awful.
80. i stress about my weight. but not too much or i wouldn't eat so much cheese.
81. i make a mean ziti. it's the only thing i can make that doesn't come in a box.
82. i love gangster movies: the godfather movies, goodfellas, casino.
    
83. i have a tv that weighs as much as i do.
84. i hate moving.
85. i live in illinois. that's crazy.
86. i've decided i don't like people from wisconsin. just because i can.
87. i try to be very open minded but some things are very trying. so are some people.
88. i have a degree, a b.s. in e-business. i don't know what that means or what to do with it.
89. i am currently attending the university of dubuque. it's why i moved. or maybe i was just bored, i don't know.
    
90. i have two bedrooms: a summer room and a winter room. i sleep in the winter room.
91. i've had two cavities.
92. sometimes when i'm nervous i chew my bottom lip.
93. i love gangster rap. i really like all kinds of music.
    
94. i can be sort of arrogant. it's an act. i'm really not, but it's my self defense mechanism.
95. i will forever be in debt to the goverment for student loans.
96. i'm not a very good driver.
97. i hate having my picture taken.
98. no cake tastes as good as wedding cake. wanna get married?
99. i crack myself up. i am so freakin' funny.
100. i like my hair.

i'm spent. g'nite. muah!