12 January 2007

how to tell if you have good friends.

  • they will offer to let you sleep on their sofa.
  • they will offer to let you sleep on their sofa two nights a week for the rest of your eagle career.
  • they'll take your pathetic ass to perkins and let you eat pancakes and steal cookies.
  • they'll drive you around when you're not able.
  • they'll educate you on time zones so you can plan out your drunk dialing episodes.
  • they put the trash can next to the bed and offer to hold your hair.
  • they let you cry.
  • they hate your ex too.
  • they change the last couple numbers of your digits when weird guys ask for your number.

i have awesome friends.

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