- they will offer to let you sleep on their sofa.
- they will offer to let you sleep on their sofa two nights a week for the rest of your eagle career.
- they'll take your pathetic ass to perkins and let you eat pancakes and steal cookies.
- they'll drive you around when you're not able.
- they'll educate you on time zones so you can plan out your drunk dialing episodes.
- they put the trash can next to the bed and offer to hold your hair.
- they let you cry.
- they hate your ex too.
- they change the last couple numbers of your digits when weird guys ask for your number.
i have awesome friends.
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