comparitive research and all the reasons i'm a genius

so i did some research on canada in the dark vs. east dubuque in the dark.

look at this.
this is east dubuque in the dark. if you look really hard, you can barely make out our house and my ugoff. if i hadn't broken off that piece of the reflector on the back of him yesterday by backing into the garage door, you could probably see him better. see? it gets really dark here.

now let's look at canada in the dark.


see? there's a moose, and terrance and philip and tom green and his parent's naked lady car... but at the same time, it looks very much like east dubuque.

which is why i need to see canada DURING THE DAMN DAY.

thank you for reading.