the mood is tense; i have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. i uh... roger is inside right now. i tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live fish, he will literally rip your face off.
no, really. stupid fish is still sleeping UPSIDE DOWN. wtf? then then i poke him with a chopstick and he just wakes up and looks all cute and hungry. so i feed him and he eats and swims around.
see? this is roger, sleeping upside down next to the plant, all belly up with his butt against the glass. see his little white belly? the little jerk. and now, i'm looking at him right now and he's scouring for food like there's no tomorrow and nothing's wrong. ugh.