this is me, unplugged

i'm suffering from technology overload. i want to unplug everything i own and stop answering the phone. i'm beginning to hate my cell phone and my laptop and my email and my ebay and my myspace. i'm starting to hate it all. i hate being on call, on demand, whenever anyone wants me. there should be a do-not-call-the-janel registry. i'd register for it, but i don't call me very often, so it wouldn't do a lot of good.