25 May 2006

wet dreams

dad and carolyn have this electric water fountain outside on the lanai, which is just a fancy hawaiian word for back porch. they call it a fish pond. it has guppies in it. i'm sleeping on an air mattress in the living room, which i don't care about, because in my state last night i would have slept in the car if they'd let me. but from the living room to the lanai is maybe 15 feet. maybe. so all night long, i can hear this fish pond gurgling. and all night long, i think i'm peeing.

the dj's name was matt.

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