things that disturb me

• posted graphics that don't work. little red "x" boxes don't do anything for me.
• wet hair in the shower.
• half-completed sudoku puzzles in the newspaper. do or do not; there is no try.
• people who don't know how to spell.
• people who spell things wrong on purpose.
• my fucking nazi stats professor bitch.
• lumps of toothpaste in the sink and bent toothbrush bristles.
• fat people in skinny people clothes. ew.
• strawberry seeds.
• those people that walk up to my counter when (1) i'm obviously still working on something or (2) i'm obviously ignoring them and don't want to help them.
• fakers and haters and murderers and bunny-killers.
• spammers and friend collectors.
• men who say the cee word. it's just dirty.
• fish served with the head still attached.
• high-water pants.
• bad haircuts and unapologetic hair stylists.
• overweight japanese elvis impersonators.
• green jello.
• hair in my food. hair in my sink. hair anywhere but on my head.
• erectile dysfunction commercials.
• people who don't like dogs.
• people who don't like cheese.
• screamer rock.
• teenyboppers.
• that's it for now. look for part two in the near future.