i'm no dummy

i'm a sucker for a myspace survey. because if there's something that i like talking about, it's me. i'm good at talking about me, better than anyone i know. but anyway, i went to take this big brand spanking new myspace survey today, 70 questions that they're sure i've never answered before, and i got to question 23 and found that 24-62 were missing.

wtf?

that's how they know i've never answered them before: no one has ever fucking answered them before because THEY DON'T EXIST.

one more thing.

yeah, i'm supposedly on myspace detox. that's not going so well... but you can help me alleviate the situation and add me on facebook!

that'll take care of that nasty myspace bug...

because i'm not into group meetings. group sex, but not group meetings.

that's a joke mom.